UK-based Lauren Aston makes giant, chunky, knitted awesome things and even creates kits so you, too, can make giant, chunky, knitted awesome things. Like this Santa Hat!
For about $43 (or 42 UK pounds), you can be your own elf and knit this Advent Calendar garland. The kit comes with "Merino wool yarn in Natural white with a ball of Ruby Red for the embellishment," along with "instructions on how to chain stitch so you can number or decorate your stockings." Lauren notes that the required skill level to make this garland is "intermediate," estimating that each stocking will take 15-20 minutes to make.
See more awesome knitting Bef-Afters via the first two links below. And see more about Lauren via her website, Etsy shop and Instgram (the last 3 links).